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The Russian Wedding - A Short Story

Memories from the Motherland

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The Russian Wedding - A Short Story

By: Ralph Clayton
Narrated by: Alan Weyman
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This is my life, one mistake at a time. Worker-bee goes to work, sip coffee, step forward, one, two, three. I'm a brainless zombie with no purpose in life. Feed me brains and I'll eat 'em raw with some Tabasco. Worst mistake in my life, getting married to the perfect Russian princess. Her beautiful face hides treacherous intent. She'll suck you dry like a lemon until you have no juice left. Out of life, out of money, out of any hopes and dreams. This is your life, suck it up and don't complain. Take it like a man, soaked in your endless and pathetic glory. This is the life of Mr. M.M.

©2015 Ralph Clayton (P)2016 Ralph Clayton Anthologies Anthologies & Short Stories Fiction Literature & Fiction Short Stories Comedy

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Good old satire. I actually liked this a lot, very funny. I'd definitely liked this to turn in to a full length novel, but as it is. It's very worthwhile. Listen to this if you want to laugh!

Really funny

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