The Garden Gnome

Extreme Horror

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The Garden Gnome

By: Kevin Sweeney

Narrated by: Jon Bolitho-Jones

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About this listen

For fans of such classics as James Herbert's The Fog or Shaun Hutson's Slugs, a retro -style horror novel....

Her neighbours regularly steal Mr. Farmer, her favourite gnome, from the old widow's garden to take away on holiday with them. It's a harmless joke. Mar Farmer has travelled all over the world, but he always comes back with plenty of photographs of his adventures to delight the lonely old widow.

But this time, he has brought back something else as well....

Sex-dolls, clothes mannequins, ventriloquist dummies, action figures, stone statues.... Suddenly, all over the world, anything that has been given a human face comes to life. Comes to life...and starts killing.

Why is this happening? What do they want? Is this how the world ends? Only the garden gnome knows....

Horror

Scary

Dwarf