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The Beachcomber

Lost Sci-Fi Short Stories from the 40s, 50s, and 60s

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The Beachcomber

By: Damon Knight
Narrated by: Scott Miller
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Alice saw the Beachcomber as a glorious hunk of man; Maxwell saw him as a super being from the future. Tragically, he was both....

Maxwell and the girl started their weekend on Thursday, in Venice. Friday, they went to Paris, Saturday to Nice, and on Sunday, they were bored. Alice pouted at him across the breakfast table. "Vernon, let's go someplace else," she said.

"Sure," said Maxwell, not too graciously. "Don't you want your bug eggs?"

Alice pushed them away. "If I ever did, I don't now. Why do you have to be so unpleasant in the morning?"

The eggs were insect eggs, all right, but they were on the menu as oeufs Procyon Thibault, and three of the half-inch brown spheres cost about 1,000 times their value in calories. Maxwell was well-paid as a scriptwriter for the North American Unit Ministry of Information—he bossed a gang of six gagmen on the Cosmic Cocktail show—but he was beginning to hate to think about what these five days were costing him.

"Where do you want to go?" asked Maxwell. Their coffee came out of the conveyer, steaming and fragrant, and he sipped his moodily. "Want to run over to Algiers? Or up to Stockholm?"

"No," said Alice. She leaned forward across the table and put up one long white hand to keep her honey-colored hair out of her eyes. "You don't know what I mean. I mean, let's go to some other planet."

Maxwell choked slightly and spilled coffee on the tabletop. "Europe is all right," Alice was saying with disdain, "but it's all getting to be just like Chicago. Let's go someplace different for once."

"And be back by tomorrow noon?" Maxwell demanded. "It's ten hours even to Proxima; we'd have just time to turn around and get back on the liner."

©2022 Scott Miller (P)2022 Scott Miller
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The Beachcomber is a perfect example of the sort of classic SF story that I used to hoover up in the 1960s. Set in a futuristic environment it is a well-crafted tale, nicely narrated, with a little male/female intrigue and a beautiful twist at the end.

But beware! It costs £2.62 and is less than half an hour long… Audible’s blurb says quite clearly: “The Beachcomber, lost Sci-Fi short stories from the 40s, 50s and 60s”, note “stories”, plural. Scrutinise the listing carefully though and, sure enough, it is stated that the entire audio book is only 27 minutes long. Compared, say, with Isaac Asimov’s Foundation, the ‘cost per hour’ of listening is more than five times greater, not to mention the disappointment factor.

I think this is sharp practice on the part of Audible, and I have told them so; as a result, although the story and narration are excellent, overall I give it two stars only.

Excellent, but beware!

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