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The Accidental Soldier

Dispatches from Quite Near the Front Line

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The Accidental Soldier

By: Owain Mulligan
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THE INSTANT SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

'An instant classic' - RICHARD CURTIS
'A non-fiction
Catch-22' - MATT HAIG
'Made me laugh more than any book in so many years' - MARINA HYDE


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Owain Mulligan was never what you'd call a career soldier. Nor even a particularly good one. At weekends he trained with the Territorial Army and dreamt of swapping the mayhem of teaching in a tough school for the adventure of service in Iraq. At least they'd let him wear a helmet in Iraq.

But when the job in headquarters he's been expecting doesn't materialise, he finds himself on the streets of Basra during one of the most violent periods of the conflict. Between homicidal militias, a chain of command who seem determined to get him killed, and equipment which might well do it for them, he and his men have their work cut out. It certainly puts double geography with 9E into perspective.

The Accidental Soldier is a searingly honest and darkly funny account of what it was really like being in the British Army in Iraq (including all the bits they probably hoped you'd never find out). We share all the hardships, fears, and occasional lunacy of military life as Owain and his men try to navigate a war gone badly wrong. One thing's for sure; you'll never look at the phrase 'military precision' in quite the same way again...

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'This book is absolutely incredible. It made me laugh more than any book in so many years. I found the writing just so unbelievably brilliant and hilarious and affecting . . . I am crazy about it!' - Marina Hyde

'I loved it . . . relentlessly funny and really well written' - John Oliver

'Authentic and compulsive' - Richard E. Grant

'A fascinating insight into the often farcical chaos and catastrophe of war. Reads like a non-fiction Catch-22. Compelling, enlightening and bleakly funny. A jaw-dropping read.' - Matt Haig

'An instant classic - a deeply funny and mordant book about war.' - Richard Curtis


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100% of the author's royalty earnings (expected to be at least £20,000) from sales of the book in the UK & Commonwealth will be given to War Child (a registered charity, charity number 1071659) and its wholly owned subsidiary War Child Trading Limited (a registered company, company number 05100189).

©2025 Owain Mulligan (P)2025 Hodder & Stoughton Limited
Afghan & Iraq Wars Military Military & War Funny Witty Feel-Good Heartfelt Inspiring Thought-Provoking War Solider

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An amusing and thoughtful account of a young officers time in Iraq. His honesty is disarming and adds to the forcefulness of his recollections and his analysis of the merits of the conflict overall.

Unaffected telling of his time in Iraq

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A fresh and unique take on the horrors of war, packaged in an extremely funny and moving way. Narration by the author is brilliant and really brings the characters, situations and anecdotes to life. Highly recommend

Hilarious, scathing and poignant,

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One of the best war memoirs I've ever listened to. Extremely funny but with high emotion and gripped me to the very end. Can't wait for the next one

Awesome

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An age old story, both hilarious and moving in equal measure contrasting the bravery and quiet stoicism of the troops on the ground sent into an unwinnable war without the proper equipment juxtaposed with the politicians and senior military leaders who failed both the ordinary servicemen and the Iraqi people. A must read.

an age old story

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I loooved this book it was absolutely hilarious, and the Deja vue moments just kept on coming,especially when Owain spoke about his pre deployment training in Tin City Senelagar. In my youth in the olden days I drove an armoured car around Tin City for squaddies about to be sent off to Northern Ireland.
Owain seems to have done a masters degree in Army sarcasm and black humour. It reminded me a lot of Spike Milligans war memoirs. I think the whole bloody waste of time could have been avoided if Blair, Bush, Campbell etc could have gone out and looked for the weapons of Mass destruction, rather than bombing the Middle East back to the stone ages, but 20/20 vision and all that. اللة اكبر

Seems we haven’t learnt much since Lawrence’s day

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Had me crying laughing at points. The author understands the comic ridiculousness of the army at times. Well read by the author as well. Highly recommended.

An excellent authentic book

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Even though I've not finished yet - I've already re-read several chapters because the lines you want to remember and quote come at you so thick and fast.
I wanted to post a review before finishing because he's a new author and it's just out and he will benefit from some good words of mouth. and this guy deserves the best word of mouth.

He writes so well... so funny... really takes you there

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Owning, loved it! Not military but felt as close to dealing with what you were involved in, as I'd ever want to be! Laughed alot, thought alot about the bustard politicians and leaders of countries who land our military in such deadly situations! Felt sadness listening to your epilogue. Thank you for the book and your service Owain. 👍

Laughed out loud, and at the end,a tear

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Superbly written and read, honest, irreverent, funny and sad. I cannot recommend this book enough.

Exceptional

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Not my usual choice. I’m not big on the military, but heard a review and was intrigued. This is absolutely brilliant; charming, hilarious, moving… a fantastic book.

Not my usual choice

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