
Soft Target
Soft Target, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Ellery Truesdell
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By:
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Conrad Jones
About this listen
Conrad Jones has done it again with his Alec Ramsay books - crime thriller writing that will have you chewing your fingers as you listen!
Soft Target is the first book in a series of thrillers that follow the hunt for a nefarious killer. The book begins in famous US tourist destinations where suicide bombers cause carnage before attacking the United Kingdom.
©2008 Conrad Jones (P)2014 Conrad JonesAwful narration
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awful narration
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Terrible narration
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Terrible narrator
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The accent just didn't do it
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I’m finding it very difficult to focus on the story, the narration is just abysmal … not sure I am strong enough to see it out.
GOD, where did they find this awful narrator?
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If you could sum up Soft Target in three words, what would they be?
Gritty, brilliant, entertainingHave you listened to any of Ellery Truesdell’s other performances? How does this one compare?
No I haven't. I have to admit I didn't really like Ellery's performance. His attempt at accents wasn't brilliant to say the least.Any additional comments?
If you haven't yet discovered Conrad Jones, what are you waiting for?!!Amazing story
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Comedian Tony Law has a great joke....Books are good aren't they? But not if the acting in your head is s%@t !
Audiobooks are good aren't they? But not if the person chosen to read them is unable to pronounce words is his own voice - let alone attempting others.
If I had endless time to kill I'd go back and sift through this book for the words "tourist" and "terrorist" it would make an interesting quiz to see if people could make out which word the reader was actually saying.
One might think that a book set in Liverpool might have someone with a little local knowledge read it.
Instead what we get is something akin to an old man in his shed doing the voices for the Action Man toys he's playing with, if he thought they all should sound like a combination of characters from Scooby Doo and John Wayne tribute acts with a speech impediment.
I've grown up in Liverpool and regularly went on holiday to Anglesea (or Angler sea as our narrator says - we won't even go into his attempts at Trearddur Bay or Penmaenmawr) and my great grandmother lived on Holyhead (holey head as Ellery says) so the settings of the book were of real interest to me. As was the story, a terrorist plot set in Liverpool and North Wales.
This book made me laugh out loud for all the wrong reasons. Mainly when the author had read out a passage of speech and the author (in order to colour the scene) says what accent they've just spoken in. Ellery's Liverpool Chinese, Liverpool Asian, Oxbridge, North Wales and Belfast accents would leave accent connoisseurs bemused and wondering which planet they were from let alone which UK region.
Were it just the accents it would probably be OK but the ability to read and pronounce words is so important and Ellery seems incapable. Whoever directed this audiobook needs a good talking to. The word "quarry" is pronounced "kwore ree" for compost we get "com post (as in mail)" and as mentioned the "terrorist verses tourist competition" is hilarious.
So bad was the performance that I couldn't tell if the author was actually any good. One friend asked if it was read by a computer. Alexa might have done a better job and would, at least, know how to pronounce Warrington!
If Wayne Rooney read Tom Clancy audiobooks
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