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I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me

By: Joan Rivers
Narrated by: Joan Rivers
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“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” (Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850)

“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?” (Joan Rivers, here, about two-ish)

Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated - especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted - a.k.a. boring - ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction.

With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.

Here - uncensored and totally uninhibited - she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn’t hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.

©2012 Joan Rivers (P)2012 Penguin Audio Entertainment & Celebrities Social Sciences Celebrity Funny Witty Feel-Good Comedy

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Critic reviews

"More punch lines per paragraph than any book I’ve read in years." (The New York Times)

"Often hilarious, often shocking, totally politically incorrect." (Liz Smith)

"She holds nothing back." (The Washington Post)
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Joan had an interesting look at life and her 'hates' where in places sketchy although like with all Joan's work it didn't come from a malicious place she just wanted to make people laugh

What was she filled with more hate or botox?

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she reads everyone to filth! no topic is unworthy of humour! this book will trigger snowflakes..... I think this is why you will love this book ....being able to laugh at dark situations or topics helps you get through life that bit easier.....laughter is so important.....

camp, funny, don't take this too serious

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A funny clever and very funny! This woman was unique, talented and pioneer her legacy will live on

Truly hilarious. Such a loss

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I laughed so much listening to this book, Joan reads just like her delivery of stand up. Her inappropriate jokes are shocking and funny. If you want a laugh I recommend

Daring and funny we miss you Joan

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Loved this audiobook, finished it in 2 days I also hate asking old people how they are!!

RIP Miss Rivers.

Lots to agree with!!

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I hope people know that this is meant as a comedy not 100% true however I would assume some of it is, nevertheless it was a great book and very funny some parts I even thought to myself I dislike that too. just fab every bit of it

another great book from an amazing lady.

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Just wanted to say this book made me laugh out loud in explosive bursts (sometimes in public which was embarrassing) and I agree with Joan on about 85% of the things she hates. Maybe it's an age thing but she certainly gives it to us straight. Such brutal honesty is not only brave but hilariously funny. Yes she's cruel sometimes but she's also usually right!
Loved it.

A true laugh a minute.

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Not for those easily offended!! Joan Rivers is legendary for her ability to make comedy out of any situation. In this book she proves that beyond any doubt. She’s outrageous, fearless and brutal in her observations and this book will have you in hysterics!!

Hilarious and outrageous, Joan at her best.

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loved this book right from the get go. some genuinely laugh out loud moments especially on public transport which makes people look at you like you are nuts. would recommend this if your feeling low and need a good pick me up.

brill from start to finish

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This is like drinking Guinness for the first time - a strong taste ; takes awhile for the brain to adjust and get what’s going on here. The laughter begins; a shy trickle, ‘ I can’t believe I’m hearing this’ and then a surge, then a constant stream of health-giving laughter.

Joan Rivers’ uncompromising satire - searing the pretentious, the vacuous, the moronic, the grossly immoral is pure joy, and a relief from the pain and distress of this crazy, upside down world!

Her words are a tonic for the mind; Clear out your brain junk and have a listen ! You’ll be better off for it !! God bless the irrepressible spirit of Joan Rivers! A gift to us all ❤️

Brilliant Joan sticking it to the world

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