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How to Build Impossible Things

Lessons in Life and Carpentry

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How to Build Impossible Things

By: Mark Ellison
Narrated by: Paul Bellantoni
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Brought to you by Penguin.

Wildly irreverent and beautifully warm, this is a story about practice, competence and failure, told through tales in a world most of us never see.

Life is worth regular examination. I have found a great deal of meaning in learning to make things. Each of us has tidbits of understanding that others might appreciate were we to share them. As a carpenter building high-end homes for New York City's richest, I work on multi-million dollar projects every day. People come to me when they want the impossible. Most are ill conceived; many are inadvisable, some are downright dangerous. But when I'm able to craft something glorious, it's magic. Yet in every project, without fail, things go wrong.

Glamour, luxury and refinement are products of a flawed, human process, of missed deadlines, overrun budgets, heated tantrums and scrapped blueprints. Throughout my career I have observed, erred, learned, finessed, apologised, and resisted the urge to say I told you so. I offer these tales from the trade in the hope that others might find them amusing, instructive and inspirational. There are many good reasons to work. Here are a few of them.

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©2023 Mark Ellison (P)2023 Penguin Audio
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Critic reviews

Like sitting in a room with Mark and hearing the best stories in the world, wound up with wisdom, craft, and hard-won philosophy (Burkhard Bilger)
A brilliantly engaging storyteller, laugh-out-loud funny, loving, cheekily smug . . . An enjoyable read on making, inventing and what might contribute to a life worth living (Julie Mehretu)
Mark is an amazing polymath - and an Olympic-level aesthete. Unlike many polymaths and aesthetes, though, when he gets up in the morning, it's to make real, physical things - including this book (Craig Nevill-Manning, Engineering Director, Google NYC)
All stars
Most relevant  
Good fun. A decent first book.
Reader’s voice is tremendous.
About 40 percent of the book doesn’t need to be there.
The author has too many ideas and cares too much about his readers. If he didn’t worry if we’d learn something valuable from his book, it might have been funnier or more engaging. But it is good for what it is.

Fun, good first book

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Practical experiences in art and life in general. I really enjoyed not only the story but also the reading. Touches several aspects of life. Really enjoyable.

Fantastic

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Subjects close to my heart and experience on a different scale, but reflective of life and philosophy.
Humorous and moving.
Very self-effacing, excellent listening and reading .
Would listen again !

Brilliant funny and profound

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An honest tale that shows there is peace and opportunity in work that you can enjoy. The author provides a great deal of insight into how he works as a human too. The book is reflective and thoughtful. Performance is excellent.

Thoughtfully written.

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Written with the self aggrandisement of a tradesman who fancies himself interesting. And the reading was as pretentious. Refund please.

Self-indulged piffle

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Dull. I wanted more detail on the actual work and craft. Didn’t enjoy the extra polemics on art and architecture.

Didn’t finish it.

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