
Grandpa Hated Cats
Weirder Tales, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Derek Dysart
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By:
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Steve Vernon
About this listen
“I hate cats more than any on the planet,” Grandpa always told us. “A dog you can take hunting and a moose you can shoot, but a cat only gets in the way and barfs on your carpet in the nighttime, most usually in the very spot that you step on first thing in the morning with your bare feet - and then you are left walking around the whole day long smelling of cat-barfed-on-footprints.”
Of course, I always wondered if there wasn't a different kind of story....
A touching and humorous, and almost-mostly true short story, by Steve Vernon - the man who brought you cat tales - issue number one.
©2019 Steve Vernon (P)2019 Steve Vernon