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First Kisses Suck

A YA Paranormal Romance (Minnie Kim: Vampire Girl, Book 1)

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First Kisses Suck

By: Ali Archer
Narrated by: Jessica Duncan
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When Minnie said she was dying for the perfect first kiss, she didn’t mean literally.

Minnie Kim blacks out during her first kiss, so she figures it must not have been a very good one. Shouldn’t she remember such a momentous occasion? And to make things worse, she thinks the jerk gave her the flu…but no. It’s vampirism.

Post-kiss Minnie is taken into the Aristos family of vampires to learn all the rules of her new life—and there are a lot—so she can continue to live her old one. That’s right, she’ll be going right back to school just as soon as she can learn to control her bloodlust. But there’s a lot more to it than that—her parents won’t have anything to do with a gangshi, and the kids at school don’t want to become her next victim. Not that Minnie would ever do that. Ew.

But Minnie doesn’t intend to let a little thing like death keep her from living. With the help of her totally hot and completely arrogant mentor Philo, who’s been seventeen since the days of Sparta, she plans to totally rock this vampire girl thing. And maybe, if she’s lucky, she’ll get a do-over on the perfect first kiss.

Vampire Diaries meets To All the Boys I've Loved Before in this funny coming of age series with vampires and other nasties.

©2018 Ali Cross (P)2021 Ali Cross Fantasy Mystery, Thriller & Suspense Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Science Fiction & Fantasy Fiction Funny

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The narration is very good and I recommend this book if you like a good mix of creepy and modern. When listening, I really felt Minnie’s emotions all the way through. I love the characters and the storyline. It reminds us how we should never discriminate against people no matter who or what they are. I also love how Minnie msays OMO instead of OMG 😂 and for those fellow K-pop fans out there, do y’all think that Minnie was named after Kim Minnie from girl group (G)I-DLE???

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