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Beautiful Venom
- A Dark Hockey Romance
- By: Rina Kent
- Narrated by: Corvin King, Michelle Sparks
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
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In a den of vipers, revenge is the deadliest venom. They shattered my world; now, I’ll bring down theirs. The problem? I have virtually no way to trace the puppet master. My only lead: The Vipers. An elite college hockey team that rules the ice—and the shadows beyond it. To infiltrate their secret society, I set my sights on their weakest link. Kane Davenport. The charismatic captain and the lone green flag in a nest of serpents. But too late, I realize I’ve enticed the most venomous snake.
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Amazing as always
- By Vicush33 on 22-06-25
By: Rina Kent
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The Big Football Collection
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Erin Mallon, Jason Clarke, and others
- Length: 40 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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In this collection of sports romances, you will find Most Valuable Playboy, Most Likely to Score, A Wild Card Kiss, Plays Well With Others, The Good Guy Challenge and Two a Day. If you love a strong sexy football hero who falls hard for the woman of his dreams, this is the collection for you! It's got all your favorite tropes—fake romance, brother’s best friend, forbidden romance, workplace romance, runaway bride, the one that got away, age-gap, friends-to-lovers, lessons in dating and more!
By: Lauren Blakely
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The Canary Cowards
- By: Jescie Hall
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Lee Daniels, Devin Sanclemente
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
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I don't fall for women. Women fall for me. I'm Lake Decker, best running back in the league. Former. After a debilitating injury forced me to step back from my budding career, the last thing I thought I'd be doing was drooling at the feet of my stale-looking therapist. But her saucy attitude, strict professionalism, and the occasional shiner have my curiosities piqued.
By: Jescie Hall
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The Princess Match
- By: Clare Lydon
- Narrated by: Katy Sobey
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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Princess Victoria has perfected the royal playbook: calculated smile, convenient boyfriend, impeccable press. But behind the tiara ticks a heart that's tired of playing by the rules. Enter Ashleigh Woods: England's football captain, media darling, and living proof that authenticity scores every time. When Victoria pins an MBE on Ash's lapel, the instant chemistry jolts both their worlds. Stolen glances become secret meetings. Private texts become tabloid gold. And suddenly, Victoria's tearing up her royal rulebook for a woman who makes her feel like more than her title.
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A FANTASTIC ROYAL ROMANCE. 👸⚽
- By D-M-W on 22-06-25
By: Clare Lydon
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Hoops & Heartstrings
- A Rivals-to-Lovers Sapphic Romance
- By: Eliza Lentzski
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
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When a devastating injury threatens Lex Bennet's dream of playing in the women's professional basketball league, her world is turned upside down. Despite the setback, Lex is unexpectedly drafted by the new expansion team in Boston. Her jubilation is short-lived, however, when she finds herself on the same roster as Eva Montgomery, her college rival and the woman responsible for her injury.
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A cute WNBA story with some heat
- By Zephyrithus on 21-06-25
By: Eliza Lentzski
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The Grump Next Door
- Steele Brothers of Starlight Cove, Book 1
- By: Brighton Walsh
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Emma Wilder
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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Our first kiss was a lie. Our second was a mistake. And the night we spent tangled up in each other? Hot as hell, but a complete disaster.
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love it - My First Brighton Walsh Book
- By Amazon Customer on 17-06-25
By: Brighton Walsh
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Beautiful Venom
- A Dark Hockey Romance
- By: Rina Kent
- Narrated by: Corvin King, Michelle Sparks
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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In a den of vipers, revenge is the deadliest venom. They shattered my world; now, I’ll bring down theirs. The problem? I have virtually no way to trace the puppet master. My only lead: The Vipers. An elite college hockey team that rules the ice—and the shadows beyond it. To infiltrate their secret society, I set my sights on their weakest link. Kane Davenport. The charismatic captain and the lone green flag in a nest of serpents. But too late, I realize I’ve enticed the most venomous snake.
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Amazing as always
- By Vicush33 on 22-06-25
By: Rina Kent
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The Big Football Collection
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Erin Mallon, Jason Clarke, and others
- Length: 40 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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In this collection of sports romances, you will find Most Valuable Playboy, Most Likely to Score, A Wild Card Kiss, Plays Well With Others, The Good Guy Challenge and Two a Day. If you love a strong sexy football hero who falls hard for the woman of his dreams, this is the collection for you! It's got all your favorite tropes—fake romance, brother’s best friend, forbidden romance, workplace romance, runaway bride, the one that got away, age-gap, friends-to-lovers, lessons in dating and more!
By: Lauren Blakely
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The Canary Cowards
- By: Jescie Hall
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Lee Daniels, Devin Sanclemente
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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I don't fall for women. Women fall for me. I'm Lake Decker, best running back in the league. Former. After a debilitating injury forced me to step back from my budding career, the last thing I thought I'd be doing was drooling at the feet of my stale-looking therapist. But her saucy attitude, strict professionalism, and the occasional shiner have my curiosities piqued.
By: Jescie Hall
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The Princess Match
- By: Clare Lydon
- Narrated by: Katy Sobey
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Princess Victoria has perfected the royal playbook: calculated smile, convenient boyfriend, impeccable press. But behind the tiara ticks a heart that's tired of playing by the rules. Enter Ashleigh Woods: England's football captain, media darling, and living proof that authenticity scores every time. When Victoria pins an MBE on Ash's lapel, the instant chemistry jolts both their worlds. Stolen glances become secret meetings. Private texts become tabloid gold. And suddenly, Victoria's tearing up her royal rulebook for a woman who makes her feel like more than her title.
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A FANTASTIC ROYAL ROMANCE. 👸⚽
- By D-M-W on 22-06-25
By: Clare Lydon
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Hoops & Heartstrings
- A Rivals-to-Lovers Sapphic Romance
- By: Eliza Lentzski
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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When a devastating injury threatens Lex Bennet's dream of playing in the women's professional basketball league, her world is turned upside down. Despite the setback, Lex is unexpectedly drafted by the new expansion team in Boston. Her jubilation is short-lived, however, when she finds herself on the same roster as Eva Montgomery, her college rival and the woman responsible for her injury.
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A cute WNBA story with some heat
- By Zephyrithus on 21-06-25
By: Eliza Lentzski
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The Grump Next Door
- Steele Brothers of Starlight Cove, Book 1
- By: Brighton Walsh
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Emma Wilder
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Our first kiss was a lie. Our second was a mistake. And the night we spent tangled up in each other? Hot as hell, but a complete disaster.
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love it - My First Brighton Walsh Book
- By Amazon Customer on 17-06-25
By: Brighton Walsh
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Ride the Wave
- By: Katherine Reilly
- Narrated by: Rebecca Norfolk
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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Twelve years ago, Leo Silva was a world champion surfer—until reckless partying and tabloid scandals ended his career. After a mysteriously sudden and early retirement, Leo retreated to a sleepy seaside village in Portugal, where he's remained out of the spotlight ever since. But when he receives a surprise invitation to compete in Australia’s legendary Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach contest, the news of his comeback sends shockwaves through the surf world.
By: Katherine Reilly
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Backhanded Compliments
- A Novel
- By: Katie Chandler
- Narrated by: Mia Hutchinson-Shaw, Jeremy Carlisle Parker
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
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Juliette Ricci dreams of only one thing: being the best women’s tennis player in the world. She’s worked nonstop with her strict father/coach to prepare for her big chance in the Australian Open. Unfortunately, she’ll be playing Lucky Luca Kacic, an aloof player whose unorthodox style and reigning popularity deeply irritate Juliette. For months they’ve traded sly insults in their press conferences leading up to their showdown on the court, and their first ever match is the most anticipated of the season. But Juliette refuses to let her nerves—or Luca’s perfect abs—get the best of her.
By: Katie Chandler
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Famous Last Words
- Holt Hockey, Book 1
- By: C.W. Farnsworth
- Narrated by: Tim Paige, Amy Hall
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
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Harlow Hayes has spent three years avoiding Conor Hart. The cocky captain of Holt University's hockey team makes it easy—he ignores her right back. Plenty of girls fall for the charming lines and that arrogant smirk. Harlow knows better. Knows more. Like the fuel for the fury that makes Conor such a dominant force on the ice. The history they share but didn't write. The reason they don't speak. Until, one day, they do. He was supposed to be the one guy she could never—would never—like, much less love. Famous last words.
By: C.W. Farnsworth
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Checkered Hearts: An F1 Love Story
- Racing to Romance, Book 1
- By: A. G. Starling
- Narrated by: Charlotte Claremont, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
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Rocco Vittori is desperate for a win. With nearly as many pileups on the track as in his personal life, his formerly illustrious F1 career is in a total spinout. But a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the lead driver on the new Maverick racing team could be the answer to all his problems. He's willing to go full throttle every second of the day to prove he deserves it more than anyone. Unfortunately, someone else on the team has her sights set on the same job, and she's determined to drive Rocco crazy.
By: A. G. Starling
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Love You Never (German Edition)
- Western Wildcats Hockey, Book 2
- By: Jennifer Sucevic
- Narrated by: Amandus Steggemann, Anika Moosreiner
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Alles beginnt mit einer kleinen Runde Wahrheit oder Pflicht …Mein erster Fehler: Einer Mutprobe konnte ich noch nie widerstehen, und das weiß er verdammt gut. Mein zweiter Fehler: Mich auf eine Freundschaft Plus einzulassen, um ihn ein für alle Mal loszuwerden.
By: Jennifer Sucevic
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Off limits - Lui vuole l'unica cosa che non può avere
- Rixon High, Vol. 1
- By: L. A. Cotton, Maria Verdiana Rigoglioso - traduttore
- Narrated by: Martina Felli, Francesco Leonardo Fabbri, Elena Cavalli
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
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Lily Ford ha sempre cercato di passare inosservata. Ma è il suo ultimo anno di liceo, e vuole superare i suoi limiti per viverlo al massimo. Kaiden Thatcher è sempre stato una star sul campo da football. Ma ora si ritrova in territorio nemico, costretto a dimostrare al suo nuovo coach, e ai compagni di squadra, quanto vale. Tutto inizia con una sfida, ma si trasforma rapidamente in qualcosa che nessuno dei due aveva previsto. Lui è tutto ciò che Lily dovrebbe evitare. Lei è tutto ciò che Kaiden non dovrebbe desiderare.
By: L. A. Cotton, and others
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Play the Game
- A Marriage of Convenience Hockey Romance (Blue Devils Hockey, Book 1)
- By: SJ Sylvis
- Narrated by: Lee Samuels, Samantha Brentmoor
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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There's nothing wrong with playing the game--except when you know you're about to lose. As a little girl, I dreamed of becoming many things. A twenty-five-year-old photographer struggling to make ends meet with a mountain of legal fees wasn't one of them. Making questionable decisions wasn't either. After hanging up my camera, I start a job I loathe that has me questioning my morals on a daily basis. Until I run into Chicago's newest bad-boy goalie whose reputation is a trainwreck--Emory Olson.
By: SJ Sylvis
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Play It Dirty
- Players of Hannaford U, Book 1
- By: Michelle Hercules
- Narrated by: Luke Eisner, Michelle Sparks
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
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Despite my last name being Kingsley, I had to work hard for my crown. I’m a gifted hockey player, but earning a spot in the Hannaford U hockey team took more than talent. When it comes to dating, that’s a different story. I’ve always had it easy. There’s never been a girl that I couldn’t win over. Until I met Gia Mancini, a goddess among mortals. Not only did my charms not work on her, she friend-zoned me.
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One Last Run
- Latitude & Longing, Book 1
- By: Bryce Oakley
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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Danica Wendell seems to have it all figured out. She's a respected neonatologist at one of the finest hospitals in the nation, engaged to the man of her dreams, and living a life that most only dream about. Well, one of those things is true. The other? Well, that's her secret to keep for now. Petra "Pete" Pancott isn't settling for an average life. She's globe-trotted, embraced every thrill, and carved out a career that's on her own terms. Sure, sometimes she daydreams of a future with a family and a home, but who needs roots when you're flying through life?
By: Bryce Oakley
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The campus diaries T02: The Dixon rule (French Edition)
- Campus Diaries 2/3
- By: Elle Kennedy
- Narrated by: Adam Fleuret, Amina Ben Ismail
- Length: 14 hrs and 15 mins
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Diana Dixon a beaucoup de choses à faire cet été. Elle répète pour une compétition de danse de salon, jongle avec deux emplois et doit faire face à un ex-petit ami qui n'arrive pas à comprendre que c'est fini. Elle trouve pourtant encore le temps et l'énergie pour dire à Shane Lindley d'aller se faire voir. Shane vient d'emménager dans son immeuble et semble déterminé à coucher avec toute l'équipe de pom-pom girls. Bien sûr, c'est un grand et magnifique joueur de hockey, mais il empiète sur son territoire.
By: Elle Kennedy
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The Game Changer (German Edition)
- By: Lana Ferguson
- Narrated by: Max Hoffmann, Viola Müller
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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Achtung: Chilis in den Cupcakes! Delilah Baker liebt ihren Job als Fernsehbäckerin, doch die Einschaltquoten sinken. Also schlägt sie eine Kooperation mit dem erfolgreichen Eishockeyteam ihres Bruders vor. Nur steht an dessen Stelle plötzlich ihr Schwarm Ian Chase im Fernsehstudio. Das Image des Topspielers braucht nach seiner öffentlichen Trennung dringend etwas Zuckerguss. Ian hingegen ist auf bunte Cupcakes vorbereitet, nicht aber darauf, Delilah gegenüberzustehen – der kleinen Schwester seines besten Freundes, die gar nicht mehr so klein ist.
By: Lana Ferguson
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More than a Feeling
- Cardinal Springs, Book 1
- By: Lauren Morrill
- Narrated by: Amy Hall, Ash Beverly
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
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When his off-ice antics lead to on-ice trouble, The Chicago Grinders give Decker Brooks an ultimatum: stay out of trouble in the off-season, or he's off the team. So he decides to spend the summer in his hometown, laying low and hanging with his childhood best friend Archer. Cardinal Springs, Indiana is so boring that not even Decker Brooks can get in trouble there. But then one bar fight and a community service sentence turn his summer—and his hockey career—upside down.
By: Lauren Morrill
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That One Night (German Edition)
- Die Jacksonville Rays
- By: Emily Rath, Cherokee Moon Agnew - Übersetzerin
- Narrated by: Maja Gold, Daniel Henry
- Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
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Das Prequel zur TikTok-Sensation »Pucking Around« Auf der Hochzeit ihres Bruders erhält Rachel Price eine niederschmetternde E-Mail: Sie hat das Barkley-Stipendium nicht bekommen. Dabei wäre dies der nächste große Schritt in ihrer sportmedizinischen Karriere gewesen. Eigentlich will sie nun nur noch ihren Kummer an der Hotelbar ertränken. Doch dort begegnet sie einem Mann, den sie auch nach einem One-Night-Stand nicht mehr vergessen kann.
By: Emily Rath, and others
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Elevator Pitch
- Chicago Anchors, Book 1
- By: L.B. Dunbar
- Narrated by: Willa Jaymes, Patrick Zeller
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
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Meeting Ross Davis, professional baseball coach and my sports crush, is a funny story involving a stalled elevator, the potty dance, and an attempt to get into his hotel suite. In my defense, that last one was an accident. He came to my room instead with a bottle of scotch and a sad soul. My one night was not a stand, but more like a lie-in. As in, we snuggled and talked and not another thing happened. So, nothing surprises me more than seeing him again when he becomes the manager of the Chicago Anchors, my hometown pro-team, and our paths intersect once more.
By: L.B. Dunbar
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Last Night Was Fun
- A Novel
- By: Holly Michelle
- Narrated by: Patti Murin
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
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Emmy Jameson lives by three rules: no dating, no sharing personal news at work, and baseball above everything. As the only female data analyst for a professional baseball team, Emmy is constantly trying to prove herself. Especially when she’s put up for a senior analyst position against her arrogant, infuriating coworker Gabe Olson. Sure, he’s gorgeous and smart and he was a baseball star in college who knows the sport inside and out, but so does Emmy. She is not going to lose to him again. There will be no distractions this summer. Not even her sister’s pending destination wedding in Mexico.
By: Holly Michelle
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O Goalie Night
- A Brother's Best Friend Hockey Holiday Romance
- By: K.M. Gillis
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Stephen Dexter, Brandon Francis
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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'Tis the season to be tempted. All Beth Michaels wants for Christmas is a fresh start. A new job in a new city is her chance to finally break free from her overbearing yet well-meaning mother, not to mention her small-town notoriety as NHL superstar Ben Michaels’ little sister. But her dream of independence hits an unexpected snag when a housing mishap leaves her with no choice but to move in with Ben’s best friend and teammate, the broody (and gorgeous) Foster James. As a top goalie, Foster has always been great at handling high-pressure decisions and sticking to the rules.
By: K.M. Gillis
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Spring Hill Blues - The Complete Collection
- By: E. M. Moore
- Narrated by: Marnye Young
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
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Mr. All-Star Quarterback won’t let me heal in peace. His perfectly chiseled features are always there, suffocating me, refusing to let me wallow in my own misery. Reid is the epitome of “hard-headed jock”…and he has his sights set on me.
By: E. M. Moore
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Heartstrings and Helmets
- Hearts in Hawthorne, Book 1
- By: Alexa Aston
- Narrated by: Krissy Barnes
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
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Welcome to Hawthorne, Texas, a place where many former citizens return, drawn to their hometown’s slower pace and family values, finding lasting love and happiness.
By: Alexa Aston
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The Perpetual (Cindy's Version)
- A Second Chance, GenX Romance
- By: Cindy Kehagiaras
- Narrated by: Heather Costa, Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
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Shelly is a disciplined, schedule-loving attorney whose has written an internationally beloved romance novel based on an affair she had in the 1990s, her early twenties, with sexy, nomadic, professional surfer, Jason Mattis, whom she only saw once a year for five years in a row.
By: Cindy Kehagiaras
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Perfectly Wedded
- Perfect Crush Hockey Romance, Book 1
- By: Grace Worthington
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay, Liam Lambert
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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My best friend was only supposed to be my fake date to a work event in Vegas. But when my ex showed up with another woman on his arm, my friend suggested the ultimate payback: pretending we were engaged. When I accidentally mention my medical insurance issues due to a car accident, he proposes taking our charade to the next level—a temporary marriage until I'm better. I nearly spit out my drink. Yeah, right. Like that won't completely ruin our friendship. But we can't go back now. Our charade worked so well that everyone bought it—even my ex, who leaked our Vegas wedding all over the internet.
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Love on the Waiver Wire
- Baltimore Cobras, Book 1
- By: Anna Noel
- Narrated by: Shiloh James, Dane Anderson
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
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The whole team knows that Leo only has one rule: do not even think about his sister. The same sister I find in a towel outside her door one night, locked out of her apartment next door to his. It's a rule that I've found fairly simple to follow, if only because I don't see her around much. She's an artist, and other than seeing her out and about with friends a few times at LuLu's, I can manage ignoring her existence. That is, until Leo secretly adds her to our team's fantasy league.
By: Anna Noel
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Der Milliardär mit dem Puck
- By: Misha Bell
- Narrated by: Kristin Schwarzkopf, Stefan Kohlmann
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
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Unerwartet Erbin zu werden, hätte alle meine Probleme beseitigen sollen, aber stattdessen habe ich drei neue, riesige: zwei riesige Schildkröten und einen schlanken, gemeinen, zweihundert Pfund schweren Hockeyspieler namens Mason. Er ist ebenso heiß wie unausstehlich und hätte einen guten Wikinger abgegeben, wenn er nicht im falschen Jahrhundert geboren worden wäre. Er will mein Hockeyteam kaufen, akzeptiert kein Nein als Antwort und ist bereit, alles zu tun, um seinen Willen durchzusetzen – egal, wie schmutzig er spielen muss.
By: Misha Bell
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Southpaw
- By: Ginger Scott
- Narrated by: Alexa Elmy, Eric MacArthur
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
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Sutter Mason is sick and tired of ballplayers. And as far as she's concerned, the broken promise the last ace left her with was her final strike. The problem? Her dad is the coach of the hometown minor league team. And the hot new lefty who just joined the squad? He's her brother's new roommate. This time around, instead of falling for the player, she's going to use him to get what she wants—the perfect case study for her psychology thesis.
By: Ginger Scott
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Ian
- The O'Connor Brothers, Book 1
- By: A. S. Kelly
- Narrated by: Ashley Taylor, Daniel Knight
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
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A year ago, she begged me to stay. A year later, it’s my turn to beg her not to go. My obsession. My downfall. I tried to resist, to keep her at a distance. I tried to save myself. But no one will be saved here, not even a selfish bastard like me. My life has always been about sport and family, including my stupid brothers. Until that night, the night I made the worst decision of my life. And I’m still paying the price for it. We both are. But the time has come to take back control of the situation, to risk it all, to convince her to let me in, because she can’t be anything other than mine.
By: A. S. Kelly