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The Good Life
- By: Jeremy Hall
- Narrated by: Ty Burrell, Jennifer Garner, Colton Dunn, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
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Desperate to escape their high-pressure life in Los Angeles, the Finch family moves to rural Oregon. But it doesn’t take long to learn that “small town” is not code for “stress-free.” As the new owners of Applegate's one and only general store, the Finches find that the simple life’s anything but simple when your little store is the town's only grocery store, gas station, hardware store, fire station, and occasional dentist’s office.
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Humorous
- By trikie on 16-07-25
By: Jeremy Hall
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The Puffer Bellies
- By: Jerry Jamison
- Narrated by: Dennis Kambury
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
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As Scruff Sanders struggles with the challenges of being manipulated by disguised power as well as the rewards of becoming a national celebrity, his own integrity is put to the test. Puzzled by who to trust, his life, his career, and his values are put in the crucible. The wrong answer might cost him everything. But is there a right answer? With the presidential election looming, decisions must be made.
By: Jerry Jamison
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Whatever Happened to….? Popeye, Dorothy, The Ugly Sisters and more
- A BBC Radio Comedy of Ultimate Sequels
- By: Adrian Mourby
- Narrated by: Prunella Scales, Eleanor Bron, Leslie Philips, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
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This hilarious full-cast series reveals the afterlife of some famous characters from children's fiction. George from Enid Blyton’s Famous Five reflects on her life - and reveals the fate of other members of the adventurous group of children - Julian, Dick, Anne and their dog Timmy. Cinderella's siblings speak out, giving their version of what happened after the ball, and the naive, golden-haired, Little Lord Fauntleroy is revealed as a grown-up, evil scoundrel.
By: Adrian Mourby
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The Pentecost Papers
- By: Ferdinand Mount
- Narrated by: Paul Blezard
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
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Timothy ‘Timbo’ Smith, part-time healer and self-styled security analyst, travels down the dark canyons of global capitalism, from short-selling scams in the City to the depleted rainforests of Brazil. His accomplices in this irresistible safari through the late modern world are two reformed alcoholics, the lovely and brilliant Lee ‘Lethal’ Thorold, and her husband Professor Luke Deverill, lecherous Oxford philosopher and caustic computer wizard.
By: Ferdinand Mount
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Football Crumpets
- The Laugh-Out-Loud Queer Comedy Script
- By: Lucie Isle
- Narrated by: Lucie Isle, Len Pennie, Lewis Hancox, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
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Welcome to Funcliffe park. It’s a crusty old caravan park that's falling into the sea, the neighbours are all weird, but forget about that! Have a cuppa and a crumpet instead. It’s 1999 and Nanna wants to keep her football-mad grandson Nobby out of trouble, but everything’s going wrong. Nobby’s having a terrible birthday, she’s just whacked the local MP with a marigold glove and worst of all, she’s just stewed the tea. Will Nanna and Nobby triumph? Or is it full time for Funcliffe?
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A Hilarious and Touching Story of Identity
- By Kim on 08-07-25
By: Lucie Isle
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Bad Medicine
- By: Robert Sheckley
- Narrated by: Saethon Williams
- Length: 38 mins
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In a future where therapy is automated and absurdity reigns, Bad Medicine by Robert Sheckley delivers a razor-sharp satire of mental health, technology, and the human condition.
By: Robert Sheckley
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The Good Life
- By: Jeremy Hall
- Narrated by: Ty Burrell, Jennifer Garner, Colton Dunn, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
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Desperate to escape their high-pressure life in Los Angeles, the Finch family moves to rural Oregon. But it doesn’t take long to learn that “small town” is not code for “stress-free.” As the new owners of Applegate's one and only general store, the Finches find that the simple life’s anything but simple when your little store is the town's only grocery store, gas station, hardware store, fire station, and occasional dentist’s office.
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Humorous
- By trikie on 16-07-25
By: Jeremy Hall
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The Puffer Bellies
- By: Jerry Jamison
- Narrated by: Dennis Kambury
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
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As Scruff Sanders struggles with the challenges of being manipulated by disguised power as well as the rewards of becoming a national celebrity, his own integrity is put to the test. Puzzled by who to trust, his life, his career, and his values are put in the crucible. The wrong answer might cost him everything. But is there a right answer? With the presidential election looming, decisions must be made.
By: Jerry Jamison
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Whatever Happened to….? Popeye, Dorothy, The Ugly Sisters and more
- A BBC Radio Comedy of Ultimate Sequels
- By: Adrian Mourby
- Narrated by: Prunella Scales, Eleanor Bron, Leslie Philips, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
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This hilarious full-cast series reveals the afterlife of some famous characters from children's fiction. George from Enid Blyton’s Famous Five reflects on her life - and reveals the fate of other members of the adventurous group of children - Julian, Dick, Anne and their dog Timmy. Cinderella's siblings speak out, giving their version of what happened after the ball, and the naive, golden-haired, Little Lord Fauntleroy is revealed as a grown-up, evil scoundrel.
By: Adrian Mourby
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The Pentecost Papers
- By: Ferdinand Mount
- Narrated by: Paul Blezard
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
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Timothy ‘Timbo’ Smith, part-time healer and self-styled security analyst, travels down the dark canyons of global capitalism, from short-selling scams in the City to the depleted rainforests of Brazil. His accomplices in this irresistible safari through the late modern world are two reformed alcoholics, the lovely and brilliant Lee ‘Lethal’ Thorold, and her husband Professor Luke Deverill, lecherous Oxford philosopher and caustic computer wizard.
By: Ferdinand Mount
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Football Crumpets
- The Laugh-Out-Loud Queer Comedy Script
- By: Lucie Isle
- Narrated by: Lucie Isle, Len Pennie, Lewis Hancox, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
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Welcome to Funcliffe park. It’s a crusty old caravan park that's falling into the sea, the neighbours are all weird, but forget about that! Have a cuppa and a crumpet instead. It’s 1999 and Nanna wants to keep her football-mad grandson Nobby out of trouble, but everything’s going wrong. Nobby’s having a terrible birthday, she’s just whacked the local MP with a marigold glove and worst of all, she’s just stewed the tea. Will Nanna and Nobby triumph? Or is it full time for Funcliffe?
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A Hilarious and Touching Story of Identity
- By Kim on 08-07-25
By: Lucie Isle
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Bad Medicine
- By: Robert Sheckley
- Narrated by: Saethon Williams
- Length: 38 mins
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In a future where therapy is automated and absurdity reigns, Bad Medicine by Robert Sheckley delivers a razor-sharp satire of mental health, technology, and the human condition.
By: Robert Sheckley
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Vanity Fair
- By: William Makepeace Thackeray
- Narrated by: Lillian Rachel, Amanda Friday, Anna Grace, and others
- Length: 35 hrs and 15 mins
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Vanity Fair centers on the young Becky Sharp and her dear friend Amelia Sedley during the time of the Napoleonic Wars. Rebecca Sharp is the daughter of an art teacher and a French dancer, being ambitious, intelligent, and strong willed in order to get what she wants out of society. She is often touted as amoral and an anti-heroine. Alternately, her friend Amelia is kind, good natured, and born into wealth. The interwoven fortunes of the two women play out among a backdrop of social skirmishes and human afflictions of pride and ego.
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Margo a des problèmes d'argent
- By: Rufi Thorpe, Élisabeth Luc - traducteur
- Narrated by: Zina Khakhoulia
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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Fille d'une vendeuse et d'un catcheur professionnel à la retraite, Margo a toujours su qu'elle devrait se débrouiller seule. En revanche, elle n'avait pas prévu d'avoir une liaison avec son professeur de lettres, encore moins de tomber enceinte. Contre l'avis de ses proches, Margo décide de garder l'enfant. À vingt ans, la voilà donc seule avec un nouveau-né, sans emploi et à deux doigts d'être expulsée de chez elle. Elle a besoin d'argent, et vite.
By: Rufi Thorpe, and others
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Saint Frank and the Dragon
- By: Simon Carr, Rachel Crocker - editor
- Narrated by: Maxwell Zener
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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This is the legend of Saint Frank, and the great deeds he what did to earn that Sainthood, not born a Saint, in the beginning he was just, Frank, but not long after some stuff that took long, he became Sir. Frank. Sir. Frank may or may not have slayed a Dragon, if he did then this is the Tale of how Sir. Frank became Saint Frank, and if he did not then this is the story of nearly a Saint Frank and a triumphant Dragon.
By: Simon Carr, and others
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Non è una storia di zombie
- By: Stefania Toniolo
- Narrated by: Luca Sbaragli
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
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Quando gli zombie incontrano i social, vince la fama o la fame? Essere famosi non è facile: non hai privacy, i passi falsi non sono contemplati e nessuno conosce chi sei davvero. E poi c’è quella storia del perdere la testa. Il che è davvero un grosso problema. Soprattutto se sei uno zombie. Zack è un diversamente vivo, attrazione in uno zoo della Georgia, e desidera solo essere visto. Purtroppo l’America si è stufata degli zombie, e l’unica sua prospettiva sembra una pensione a forma di proiettile.
By: Stefania Toniolo
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La Biblia de neón
- By: John Kennedy Toole
- Narrated by: Roger Serradell
- Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
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David, el protagonista de La Biblia de neón, es un adolescente que vive en una población miserable del profundo Sur. Una Biblia de neón ilumina el cielo por las noches, y durante el día el fanatismo religioso y la malevolencia hacen estragos en la vida de los ciudadanos. El padre de David pierde su trabajo, no puede seguir pagando su contribución a la Iglesia, y esto marca el inicio de una decadencia que les convertirá en parias dentro de la pequeña comunidad.
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El Diablo Desinteresado
- By: Amado Nervo
- Narrated by: Artur Mas
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
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"El Diablo Desinteresado" es un cuento breve de Amado Nervo que combina elementos de sátira y fantasía. En la historia, el Diablo decide hacer el bien sin esperar nada a cambio, desafiando su propia naturaleza y sorprendiendo a quienes lo rodean. Este giro irónico y humorístico pone en evidencia la hipocresía humana y cuestiona la noción del bien y el mal. El cuento refleja el estilo característico de Nervo, con un lenguaje fluido y una intención filosófica que invita a la reflexión sobre la moral y el comportamiento humano.
By: Amado Nervo
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Liberal Tears
- By: Willard Losinger
- Narrated by: Luke Parker
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
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Ronald Fegelein, a humble American conservative, whose motives were pure, felt compelled to go to Washington, DC, on January 6, 2021, to help thwart Joe Biden’s illegitimate takeover of the government, and to demonstrate his support for President Trump. An interview with a television journalist suddenly catapulted Ronald to celebrity status. He became a much sought-after speaker in conservative circles. During a podcast, Ronald mentioned that he had told the FBI what he had witnessed at the Capitol riot. Ronald was immediately denounced as an FBI informant.
By: Willard Losinger
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The Problem Club
- By: Barry Pain
- Narrated by: Mike Polischuk
- Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
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Welcome to The Problem Club, where logic takes a holiday and wit is the law of the land. In this delightful collection of early 20th-century comic tales by Barry Pain, twelve eccentric gentlemen gather regularly in an upscale London club to tackle bizarre, imaginative challenges—each one a “problem” designed to confound, amuse, and showcase their cleverness.
By: Barry Pain
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The Death of a Christian Economist
- By: Willard Losinger
- Narrated by: John Delino Ziegler Jr
- Length: 26 mins
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Otto Steven was an idiot who held a doctoral degree in agricultural economics. Otto performed sophisticated-looking analyses of data from surveys of livestock producers for the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA), and got papers published in peer-reviewed journals. Otto’s work was pure garbage, but was exactly what the scientific journals wanted. Patsy Nowak was a bright young university student who had a part-time internship, thanks to a special USDA program for individuals with disabilities. Otto was her supervisor.
By: Willard Losinger
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Buzz Off
- The Ballad of Barry the Bee Bastard
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Johnny Skelton
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
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Barry’s got issues. Anger issues. Drinking issues. Authority issues. Oh—and his stinger has a name. It's Carl. And Carl wants blood. After being kicked out of Bee Therapy (again), Barry finds himself slapped with Hive Probation, forced to work with a butterfly “Calmness Coach” named Clover, and hunted by riot-gear-wearing Peace-Beetles. His crime? Buzzing too hard and giving zero pollen about authority.
By: Dustin Gross
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Heaven's Queens
- By: Willard Losinger
- Narrated by: Willard Losinger
- Length: 56 mins
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Heaven's Queens is a satirical fantasy, derived from the Bible, archaeological findings from the Ancient Near East, Roman Catholic doctrine, and American Evangelical Protestant Christian teaching. In antiquity, the Israelites worshiped Asherah, as the Queen of Heaven and YHWH’s wife, together with YHWH. Judah’s King Josiah put a violent end to the worship of Asherah, and to the worship of (and belief in) any divinity besides YHWH. This caused YHWH to experience considerable loneliness. One day, following Satan’s advice, YHWH decided to find a virgin with whom to copulate.
By: Willard Losinger
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The Floridian Candidate
- A Satirical Thriller Series of Conspiracy, Corruption, and the American Dream (The Willing Fool Saga Book 1)
- By: Robert Maxwell
- Narrated by: Mitch Urban
- Length: 6 hrs
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Meet Leroy O’Malley of Apalachicola, Florida: a naive and hopeful dreamer. All Leroy wanted was a shot at the good life—a steady job, maybe even a dental plan. This is the story of a man who made the mistake of believing the lies. Always down on his luck, a chance encounter with a foul-mouthed—though oddly charismatic—out-of-towner at a roadside oyster shack suddenly launches Leroy on the fast-track to the life he’s always wanted.
By: Robert Maxwell
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If I Were Evil
- A Playbook for Pretend Power
- By: James Johnson
- Narrated by: Piper Ruhmkorff
- Length: 55 mins
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If I were evil, I wouldn’t start a cult. I’d start a sales company. And I’d build it from the ground up using exploitation, manipulation, and psychological warfare. But I wouldn’t call it that. I’d call it “growth.” “Opportunity.” “Hustle.” If I Were Evil is the ultimate anti-guide—a satire that sounds like a how-to for building a modern-day cult disguised as a sales team. Based on real-life experiences from inside the system, this book walks you step-by-step through the tactics, traps, and twisted incentives that turn rookies into revenue and loyalty into leverage.
By: James Johnson
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Emperor Pissed
- The Rise and Rants of Percy the Penguin
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: L. Connor McGeverly
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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Meet Percy: a short-tempered emperor penguin with delusions of grandeur, a vocabulary that could peel paint off an iceberg, and a dream of ruling the South Pole—with violence, vengeance, and unapologetic sarcasm. After getting booted from his colony for flipper-based misconduct and general rage issues, Percy stumbles into the under-ice criminal underworld. What follows is a riotous rise through penguin slap-fights, seal mafia showdowns, and emotionally unstable puffins—with Percy building an empire of ice, fish, and fury.
By: Dustin Gross
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Barry the Pigeon
- War, Wings, and Nicotine Dreams
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
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Meet Barry. He’s a nicotine-addicted war veteran with Irritable Bird Syndrome and a grudge against influencer falcons. Once a legendary pigeon in the Bagel Wars of ’09, Barry Fin now spends his days chain-smoking on rooftops, pooping on Teslas, and screaming at TikTok sparrows. But when a smug perchfluencer named SkyDaddy69 starts gentrifying the skies of Brooklyn, Barry’s not about to take it sitting down (mostly because his gut won’t let him).
By: Dustin Gross
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Witcracker
- By: D. E. Ring
- Narrated by: D. E. Ring
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
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The Gregory family lost pretty much everything but they learned to adapt. Happily. Unluckily, they discover a literary treasure of global importance in a wall of their house. Can they adapt again? There are forces at work that seem beyond their control.
By: D. E. Ring
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Zero
- By: Jason O'Leary
- Narrated by: Richard Bubbico
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
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Smith Babbitt is in the prime of his life: he’s only 25 years into his 89-year lifespan. He knows this because of Timmy®, the mysterious app that can tell you with infallible accuracy how old you will be when you die. Smith still has 64 years to go. But lately he’s been in a rut, and his long lifespan is starting to feel like a sentence.
By: Jason O'Leary
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Restlos bedient
- Sommerferien zum Davonlaufen
- By: Oliver S. Hansert
- Narrated by: Rebecca Ibe
- Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
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Ein herrlich schräges, urkomisches Hörbuch für Jung und Alt - geschrieben von Oliver S. Hansert und erzählt von Rebecca Ibe - basiert auf wahren Begebenheiten. Leider. Volker ist zwölf. Also fast dreizehn. Und wie jeder normal gepolte Teenager mit WLAN, Netflix und tiefem inneren Ruhebedürfnis wünscht er sich für die Sommerferien genau eines: absolute Reizarmut. Zwei Wochen Nichtstun. Chillen. Dösen. Vielleicht mal ein Eis, vielleicht mal ein bisschen zocken - aber auf keinen Fall Stress. Mit niemandem. Und dann kommt alles ganz anders.
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The Red Boat
- The Escape of Ulysses of Red Wing
- By: TF Kelley
- Narrated by: TF Kelley
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
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Handsome Learjet pilot, Frye Wilkins, and his lover, Sander astonishingly discover the ultimate aphrodisiac Sofcart. The ultra-wealthy gobble up Sofcart, even at $240,000 each — exposing the evil in their hearts. Rest assured – ‘The Red Boat’ is also about those who have not. Where do these self-righteous bastards, the have-nots, draw the line? Murder?
By: TF Kelley
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Life Lessons for Jimmy
- By: Boz
- Narrated by: Boz
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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Jimmy had it all: wealth, power, and a complete lack of empathy. Then his father—the one man who tolerated his sociopathic tendencies—cut him off, forcing him into the horror of employment. After a string of job failures (some involving homicidal plants), Jimmy reluctantly starts absorbing life lessons as an ivory tower wanderer. Over time, he evolves into something resembling a functional human being.
By: Boz
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Career Comedy
- Fun Experiences Finding and Keeping a Job
- By: Zack X Steel
- Narrated by: Cass Parrish
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
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Join the job search. Experience employment. A fun-filled non-stop comedy satire about employment counselling services and survival jobs.
By: Zack X Steel
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Carnivore
- By: K. Anis Ahmed
- Narrated by: Vishnu Krishnan
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Kash owes a lot of money. His restaurant, specialising in exotic meats and catering to New York’s elite, was doing well. Then business dried up, and now Boris the loan shark wants his investment back. But Kash has a plan. There’s a rumour of a dinner club, hosted in turns by billionaires. Lots of ego, and lots of money. If Kash can get the gig, it would pay off Boris and then some. He will need to offer something new, something that five of the richest men on the planet will have never tasted before. Something entirely unprecedented …
By: K. Anis Ahmed
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La pioggia di Roseto
- By: Valerio Di Stefano
- Narrated by: Valerio Di Stefano
- Length: 2 mins
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Parodia de "La pioggia nel pineto" di Gabriele D'Annunzio in occasione dell'alluvione del 2 marzo 2011.
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Un gruista in paradiso
- By: Arto Paasilinna, Nicola Rainò - traduttore
- Narrated by: Antonio Tintis
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Cosa faresti se fossi Dio? Pirjeri Ryynänen, gruista di Helsinki, una risposta l'avrebbe trovata nei quotidiani monologhi di protesta che in cima alla sua gru rivolge all'Onnipotente: eliminerebbe fame e povertà, proteggerebbe l'ambiente e garantirebbe a tutti pace e felicità. Ma il lavoro da fare è infinito. Forse è per questo che Dio è così stanco e depresso: non ne può più dell'umanità, delle sue iniquità e delle sue guerre, e se non ha ancora distrutto la Terra è solo perché è tanto bella, e poi che colpa ne hanno gli altri animali?
By: Arto Paasilinna, and others